I also will make a permanent home for my new posts sometime this week! But for now, here's the main story, Morning Routine.
When
Patricia got off the bus on her way to work one morning, she stopped and
touched her hair. It was wet and cold, and still in the bun she had made
hastily on her way out the door. She regretted putting it in a bun as soon as
she walked out the door, because the unforgiving Ontario winter air would make
sure her hair stayed exactly in the shape it had upon contact with the outer
world for at least fifteen minutes after entering her office. Near the end of
her elevator ride she let her hair down and tried to shake it into a dignified
shape, but with her hair dryer far from reach, Patricia knew she would have to
do a better job improvising. It was a very expensive hair dryer, and according
to the online reviews she read for it, it was supposed to double as a curling
iron, but she had never bothered to figure out how to set the attachment. A few
floors from her destination, June entered the elevator. Patricia flashed her a
nervous, quick smile. Their cordial relationship had never quite recovered
since Patricia misinterpreted June’s behaviour at the office Christmas party as
flirting. She knew that June wasn’t even interested in women, but because
office rumours always seemed to spread much more quickly than anyone
anticipated, Patricia was still a little uncertain. June wore her hair
remarkably short for a woman as young as she was, and her second and third ear
piercings practically screamed the story of her drug-filled summers chasing
other young creatures at rock concerts and in clubs where everyone seemed to be
obsessed with the feeling of their own faces.
Without
too much more suffering, Patricia eventually arrived at her floor. She gave
June a polite “see you” and sighed a small sigh of relief when she was sure the
doors were completely closed. She noticed her hair in the reflection of the stainless
steel elevator doors, and groaned at the wet patches that had formed on the
shoulders of her jacket. They would undoubtedly leave identical wet patches on
her blouse underneath as soon as the jacket was off, so Patricia strolled as
nonchalantly as she could to the nearest bathroom. She pulled out her brush
from her bag, and pressed sheets of paper towel against large chunks of her
hair as she brushed it into a more manageable state. Her brush wasn’t nearly as
expensive as her hair dryer, but she had been using it for years, and it didn’t
also double as a curling iron. By now she was starting to develop a headache
from having a cold scalp for the last hour and a half, and she whimpered at the
thought of the coffee pot waiting in the break room. She would have time for a
cup before her fist meeting, assuming she could get her hair done reasonably
soon, and for the first time in a long time, Patricia didn’t mind that her hair
wouldn’t look perfect. Small flecks of wet paper towel were starting to get
caught in her hair, but it was doing the job well enough, so she kept at it.
When she walked past Stephanie’s desk on her way to the break room, Patricia
could feel the judgmental stare on the back of her head, but restrained herself
from making an offhand comment about Stephanie’s hideous choice of knee high
socks. She was face to face with the glorious coffee pot that would save her
from her daily coffee withdrawal-induced hangover. “Hello, beautiful,” she
giggled quietly to herself, savouring the dark brown cup of joy she was about
to cram down her gullet in no subtle way.
“Beg pardon?”
came the unexpected reply from Keith, who happened to walk in on Patricia
during her solitary celebration, which she know realized was more of a shouted
whisper than a quiet giggle. Cursing herself silently, and revealing most of
her teeth in a forced smile, Patricia dismissed his comment and changed the
subject by asking Keith how his weekend was. He gave an answer about camping or
attending one of his childrens’ recitals or sports games or something Patricia
could vaguely acknowledge and bring up in conversation later, but while her
eyes were level with Keith’s, her brain and hands were preoccupied with groping
for a clean mug in one of the cupboards and the creamer sitting somewhere on
the counter. She knew that pouring the cup without watching her hands would be
difficult, but breaking the conversation for even a second before Keith was
finished his story about the lake or the forest or some mountain in Québec
would mean she would have to participate in the conversation and potentially
reveal something about her own weekend, which she had spent alone, in her
pyjamas, eating nothing but her own leftover baked goods from a potluck she
meant to attend last week.
“Ah!” she cried,
dropping the coffee pot onto the counter, rushing her fingers under tap Keith
had thankfully turned on for her in quick response to the spill. “Maybe he isn’t
that dull after all,” Patricia thought, “I really should start listening to his
stories.”
“So as I was
saying, the next time Paula and I make it up to the cabin by the lake, we’d
love to have you and… uh… it would be great to have you join us.” Keith got
quiet, and Patricia winced at both the sudden change in the water’s temperature
and the mention of her ex-fiancé. She knew there was no easy way out of this
now, and she would have to add Keith to her growing list of coworkers she didn’t
want to see outside of the office. She grabbed a dishcloth, thanked Keith for
the offer, and scurried to her desk to grab her notes. She had spent the whole
night previous preparing for this meeting, but all she could think about now
was whether the coffee was hot enough to make her skin blister. Patricia had
always admired her fingers, and the nail polish she was wearing was one of her
favourites. It was more expensive than her brush but less expensive than her
hair dryer, so she was nervous that she would have to hide her red and blotchy
fingers. She mustered up enough courage to peek under the dishcloth that was tightly
wrapped around her hands. Definitely not blistered. She blew on her fingers to
cool them down a bit more and grabbed her notebook and laptop from her bag. She
had another five minutes to finish adjusting her presentation, and Patricia
wanted to make sure that her fingers were still nimble enough to hold a pen. She
struggled a bit at first, but willed herself strongly enough to keep the pen in
her hands as she jotted down some notes. Most of them were reminders about who
to face during each section of the presentation, but she added one at the
bottom, reminding herself to watch her hands, and ignore any smirk Stephanie
might have on her face when she realizes Patricia’s hair still has flecks of
paper towel in it.